Cream of Beer

Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.

Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.

by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013

he-cream.

Another word for sperm.

Substituted frequently for love juice, cum, sausage water, salad dressing.

That brod from the club loves he-cream.

I got some he-cream for ya lips.

by Bawss_Man December 18, 2010

society cream

cosmetic makeup designed to increase social appeal

Without that society cream smeared on her face, Avril is a nice looking woman (albeit not stunning).

With society cream covering her face, Avril looks like a whore. Unfortunately, she caters to a society full of people who prefer whores over nice looking women.

by gargleblaster September 10, 2008

cream straw

The act of ejaculating into a condom, then have your significant other suck the contents from the condom.

Hey babe, how about a cream straw for dessert?

by sweet spot 69 January 1, 2014

cream pocket

You fill a girls vagina with Coolwhip and then lick it out and tickle her clit with your tounge.

"Yo dude you can't even imagine. I just gave her a Cream Pocket."

by Joshipu March 3, 2015

Squirty Cream

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.

Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.

by Dr Bradburry September 10, 2021

Morning Cream

To receive a coffee and oral sex while you are sleeping/waking up.

"Today my boyfriend gave me some morning cream and let's just say I'm wide awake!"

by Jakeypoo1991 October 14, 2013