when a morbidly obese person puts one leg in the tub, and one leg out of the tub and proceeds to wipe there ass along the edge, or side rail, and then cleans it up with a towel.
by vacrow February 22, 2010
Get the crack the tubmug. by dyl_thiccle May 18, 2019
Get the cracked cakemug. a loose, worked, and utterly stretched out ass crack due to multiple simultaneous penis insertions administered daily.
by bublife March 29, 2011
Get the flappy crackmug. When you're on crack (a type of drug), you usually laugh and act a lot happier than you really should. Feeling crack happy is when you feel way happier about something than you really should.
A friend just gave you an M&M and you start jumping up and down like you've just won the lottery. Your friend says, "You're crack happy over that little M&M?"
by Alex Lennon October 31, 2007
Get the crack happymug. 1. A deranged state of mind, usually occuring after one has smoked crack, in which one is completely devoid of the principles of logic. Incoherence; insanity; irrationality.
2. The use of nonsensical lies to hustle people for money to support their crack addiction.
2. The use of nonsensical lies to hustle people for money to support their crack addiction.
My Dad uses crack logic when trying to persuade me to give him money. "I need some money for food! Are you going to let your father die of starvation?" When I bring him several bags of groceries he gets mad because I didn't bring him money with which to buy crack.
by Eva Durkin May 10, 2008
Get the crack logicmug. 1. an anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic and anti-facist organization rocking the 40 oz.
2. possibly the greatest band ever to intertwine skanking, headbanging, riots, and unity.
3. ...BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE VICTIM!
2. possibly the greatest band ever to intertwine skanking, headbanging, riots, and unity.
3. ...BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE VICTIM!
God, dude, that Leftover Crack show was the best concert i've ever went to. Did you hear about those cowardly skinhead riots afterwards? I wish those close-minded bigots would actually listen to the words of Stza and the crack rock steady beat. I think the world would be a better place.
by thepinktarantula December 15, 2004
Get the leftover crackmug. Devastatingly addictive and time-sucking internet sites such as Facebook and Second Life. You think you can just try it a few times and before you know it you have to do it before breakfast, and instead of lunch. You cruise the PTA meeting for new Mob Wars victims, and find sleep no longer matters. These sites are responsible for much of the decline in American productivity. No manufacturing base left because we all have to work in offices with computers so we can check out LOLcats or youtube. Better yet, work at home to minimize the chances of the boss seeing your amazing porn sites.
Q: How's the family?
A: I don't know, the e-crack has me in it's tight, evil grip. But I can't stop! God help me, someone stage an intervention!
A: I don't know, the e-crack has me in it's tight, evil grip. But I can't stop! God help me, someone stage an intervention!
by petuniafarmer January 23, 2009
Get the e-crackmug.