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Come-to-Ewok moment

When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.
After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.
by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017
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colena

Colena is a great girl she won't let anybody stop her from doing what she wants. Shes a great girlfriend her hugs make ur day. Shes very nice to people she respects and the people that respects her. Shes very strong but sometimes people get to her head but she great in all.
Hey colena how are you bby

Good and you bby
by We we we January 29, 2020
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come heskey

Look how hungry the rats are bro, heskey’s not even assed
by Anonymous Bread Batcher June 22, 2022
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Come back home

a term used for when you reminiscing about your ex or you miss them
“bru trinity needa come back home”
by Aleigha June 22, 2023
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Scandinavian Cement Mixer

The Scandinavian Cement Mixer is a very specialized form of gay sex, similar to docking. It involves two men, normally one significantly older with a large foreskin, and a sheet of poly film.

The two men stand facing each other naked on the sheet of poly, looking into each others eyes, but never smiling. It is important not to smile as per the third rule of sex, "its not gay if you don't smile". The older man then pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other man penis to achieve the dock. Each man then firmly grips the others penis and in a rhythmic stroking fashion they masturbate each other.
After each man ejaculates into the pocket created by the older mans foreskin they continue the stroking motion, thus simulating mixing the "cement" ejaculate. It is important to maintain synchronized hand motion to prevent breaking the seal of the foreskin and getting "cement" in your eye.

Once both men are content with their experience the older man must carefully remove his foreskin from the other mans penis, and releasing the "cement" ejaculate on the poly sheet.
Folding the poly up and disposing of it makes for easy clean up.
Down in Mexico a old man showed me how to preform a Scandinavian Cement Mixer, and I have been dying to try it again.
by RioW August 15, 2014
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please come to the office

If anyone ever says this to you, there's a HUGE change you've gotten in trouble, that someone's snitched, or that you're going to be questioned for something that took place. Or, maybe it's a social media post you made, or they found a nude pic. It's almost never good news to be in their office.
"X, if you are in the building, please come to the office. X, please come to the office."
by SKRealTime January 12, 2019
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Ben Cohen

A person who is extremely addicted to Central pizza.
You are being such a Ben Cohen right now when you are ordering pizza.
by Oliver McQuaid March 23, 2020
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