FT-Communist

Short for "free throw (basketball) communist. Someone that thinks both teams in a basketball game should have an equal amount of free-throws, regardless of in-game context (like one team shooting more 3 pointers or driving to the basket less). Like communist states, they force everyone to share equally, even if it harms them. This argument is used to slander the Los Angeles Lakers, supposedly "the League is rigging games for the Lakers" (No they're not)

Laker Hater: The Lakers get help from da refss!!!!! They have more fee thows!

Someone that actually watched the game: Stfu ft-communist.

by anonburner April 21, 2024

MAGA Communist

An infantile, reactionary person that prevents any progress in the left wing. The aforementioned type will commonly attack the Transgender community and Jews, which only helps to serve the petite bourgeoisie/ruling class in the end.

Person 1: "I am a MAGA Communist"
Person 2: "In that case, I hope for your recovery to be swift."

by AgainstTransHate June 24, 2024

Trans Communist

An American Consumer who Identifies as a Communist .

The Trans Communist binge watched Che Guevara documentaries on Amazon prime after ordering Mountain Mike's pizza on Grub hub.

by ToxicTaylor December 11, 2024

Anarcho-communist

A follower of anarcho-communism, a political ideology that combines anarchism and communism

My grandfather was a anarcho-communist

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

Penal columnization

A torture method consisting of cutting a man’s penis into 4 columns and pulling them off 1 by 1.

In that one gore film they tortured him via penal columnization

by The torture guy October 28, 2025

fat russian communist

your dumass fat teacher that will not stop fucking talk about his god dam russian ansesters

no one wants to hear about your fucking russian ansestery now fucking teach the class you fat russian communist

by extra thick hunter April 25, 2019

Trust Fund Communist

(noun) A person born into wealth heavily leaning towards and/or associating with far left economical ideas without acknowledging its downsides due to ignorance. They can easily be found on places ranging from private education institutions to the back streets of their town, choosing to live in worse life conditions than they can financially sustain. Despite being critical of the capitalist world their entire bloodline profited from, you can see them wearing expensive accesories, driving expensive cars etc. from the money they sourced from their parents, only contributing to the problem they are defending our world against

1: Hey isn't that Sara? Why is she in a workers' protest?
2: Seems like it.
1: I thought her parents bought her a car, does she even do work part-time?
1: I don't think so, she is just a Trust Fund Communist

by supersoapy August 8, 2023