Coffee Party

The answering movement to the Tea Party, though not a liberal as the tea baggers are conservative.
Did you haer about the Tea Party?

Yeah, I did. Now they even have a coffee party for the Democrats!

No way!

They even meet in Starbucks!
by 0o_anonymous_o0 April 15, 2010
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Coffee Stain

When your titty fucking a girl, you look back and notice that you have left a racing stripe on her chest and nonchalantly wipe it away with the palm of your hand and continue.

Keep an eye on William, he is known to leave a nasty Coffee Stain.
by Kaka Butt November 14, 2007
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Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.
When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."
by Wazzu Otaku October 04, 2011
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Coffee Dream

Being coffee dream means being very soft, pinteresty and cute (especially, having lots of coffee pictures in your Instagram feed)
Omg, she is such a coffee dream.
Stop being a coffee dream, become a boss.
by dabaddestv June 20, 2021
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Coffee Pot

Something that's awfully hot
by 62_Cents January 29, 2021
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Wakers Coffee

Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.
Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.
by brotherrighteous May 04, 2022
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pirate coffee

A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.
person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.

*laugh track*
by 0men October 08, 2011
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