have coffee

To get together with someone and sit somewhere and drink something. Can be coffee in a cafe or can be beer in a pub or just sitting in the park drinking a beverage. Depends on what the people getting together feel like. Generally means getting together to do nothing but have a conversation.

"Hey Tom! Havent seen you in a while. We should have coffee sometime."

by Cassanova January 11, 2007

Coffee Party

The answering movement to the Tea Party, though not a liberal as the tea baggers are conservative.

Did you haer about the Tea Party?

Yeah, I did. Now they even have a coffee party for the Democrats!

No way!

They even meet in Starbucks!

by 0o_anonymous_o0 April 14, 2010

Coffee Stain

When your titty fucking a girl, you look back and notice that you have left a racing stripe on her chest and nonchalantly wipe it away with the palm of your hand and continue.

Keep an eye on William, he is known to leave a nasty Coffee Stain.

by Kaka Butt December 11, 2007

Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.

You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.

When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."

by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011

Fisting Coffee

A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.

Joe enjoyed fisting coffee in the morning.

by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016