Coach Connell

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

Coach W

Fucking ugly ass middle aged bitch that nobody likes and is always says the shittest things nobody likes

“Coach W? Oh that guy fucking sucks.”

by Sam Kinisin May 20, 2022

The New Coach Effect

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.

A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.

by The A-League Show November 27, 2012

go coach

A bus company that doesn’t have hygiene and skips bus stops

The go coach bus drove past the stop

by I am a thing November 22, 2021

Coach rape

Usually referenced to the Fortnite creative game mode made by general.Coach rape is a fan fiction made from the backrooms.

Have you seen coach rape lately he’s mad.

by Stene987 December 30, 2020

facebook coaches

Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game

8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2

Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches

by TheLurch September 8, 2013

Coach beav

A plump, red, angry man who is a football coach at Wyoming area, who also has anger issues

“Coach beav slammed his visor on the ground and went frickin crazy yo”

by Mrbossman2011 April 9, 2025