Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)

Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021

close your legs the war is over

the stench of your coochie is capable of knocking out the masses.

1: “Dude do you smell that?”

2: “yeah bro, I think that’s Savannah’s coochie”
1: “hey Savannah, close your legs the war is over hoe.”

by gothfoth September 25, 2022

Keepin it real close to the concrete

Keepin it gully/street

Some wankster got lit up becuz he thought he was big, but he was messin with heads that were keepin it real close to the concrete.

by The White Bastard January 7, 2006

Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket

Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket: The msn emoticon for a Thumbs Up.

Jez: "I'm badass!"
Me: "Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket "

by errinG October 23, 2008

CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED

IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY, HENCE YOU CAN'T EAT.

WOMAN #1: "I DON'T MIND STRIPPING BUT HAVING SEX IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING."

WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."

by SENRYAN July 24, 2009

About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'

"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."

by Igibi October 3, 2007

type garfield with your eyes closed

garfoels

now you try to type garfield with your eyes closed

by arandomdudelol August 31, 2023