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crank n clean

Crank n clean is the act of jacking off into your hand and mixing it with hand soap and using it as shampoo when shampoo is not available. Cheap efficient and it works!
Rory: I am out shampoo

Chris: Crank n clean it!!

Rory: Great idea!!!

*15 minute later*

Rory: That felt incredible and look at the natural shine in my hair!!
by Itsruaridh December 2, 2015
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kentucky vacuum cleaner

1. The act of sucking a dick until it's purple while the male is eating KFC.

2. The act of putting your significant others genitals in a vacuum cleaner while giving anal. This usually involves 2 males. Then after the process, you both enjoy a bucket of popcorn chicken.

3. The act of getting a blowjob while your significant other is shitting in a bucket of KFC and then eating it afterwards and feeding it to each other.
Bro, my friend John and I did the Kentucky Vacuum Cleaner last night. It was awesome.
by B n'J December 28, 2016
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them bitches clean

when ones nose holes are clean to a crisp with no boogies or crustys
damn look at my nostrils them bitches clean
by dontdodrugs101 February 19, 2020
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VCR Head Cleaner

Most widely sold products include the original isoamyl nitrite or isopentyl nitrite, and isopropyl nitrite. Isobutyl nitrite is also widely used but is banned in the European Union. In some countries, poppers are labeled or packaged as room deodorizers, leather polish, nail polish remover, or VCR head cleaner to evade anti-drug laws.

Popper use has a relaxation effect on involuntary smooth muscles, such as those in the throat and anus. It is used for practical purposes to facilitate anal sex by increasing blood flow and relaxing sphincter muscles.

The drug is also used for recreational drug purposes, typically for the "high" or "rush" that the drug can create.

Poppers were part of club culture from the mid-1970s disco scene and returned to popularity in the 1980s and 1990s rave scene.
“Hey I’m going to a rave later and might get plowed after.”

“Hope you brought your vcr head cleaner
by Vcrheadcleaner November 23, 2021
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Cincinnati Cock Cleaner

The act of eating your own genital cheese.
Owen: “I really need to give myself a Cincinnati Cock Cleaner
by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022
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Dean Clean

Former Dead Milkmen drummer. he resides in philadelphia.
Dean Clean is an AWESOME drummer.
by Debris December 27, 2004
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Pissed Clean Off

A state of mind in which the person that is pissed...is so pissed that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, grenade, fuck stick, trident, pipe bomb, or a mexican for hire; and use them ezact revenge on the perpatrator.
My friend meeker got pissed clean off once....and now look at 9-11.
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