classik

A noteable event that goes off with a bang.

It's like adding class to sick!

Man that was just classik the way Osama Bin Laden died.

Man that was a classik with what Narendra Modi did in India! Man to stand up to violence with violence sure is a classik way to settle the natives down.

by the moody poet January 13, 2010

classic

anything that's old but memorable

Run-DMC's Raising Hell album is a all time hip-hop classic.

by Gerard Irick February 27, 2009

Classic jef

To shock ones peers with an abnormally disgusting comment that comes out of nowhere. Is usually followed by crickets, tumbleweed, or wind blowing through an empty barn.

See also: Conversation Killer

Hell yeah I'd jack off than five year old hermapherdite. Their semen tastes like dirty sea brine. Salty sweet!

by J-Spot January 17, 2004

Classenster

A Great, kind and loyal friend. usually with the last name, "Classen"

Hey Guys, "Ya Gotta Love the Classenster"

"Hey man, where did you get those cool shades?"
"I thought I told you, The Classenster bought them for me"

by The Rster April 15, 2008

classicunt

This word is used to describe someone who listens to classical music, but rubs it in your face like a cunt to give you the impression of their snobbishness. I know this because I myself am a listener of classical music, but with today's pop music, I can only blame the listeners of that stuff; not all classical listeners are classicunts.

Zomg, look at Tom over there, listening to Shostakovich and Schumann on his iPod. He really used to like metal, but now thinks he's better than everyone else because he listens to this music; what a douche!

Classicunt: Defined

by a classical listener May 27, 2009

Classic Schmosby

When you tell someone that you love them way too soon.

That guy pulled a classic schmosby

by CardboardOracle March 9, 2020

The Cheasapeake Classic

Performed by those who are uncircumcised who stuff their forskin with blue fin crab, striped bass, and shrimp meat and pull back the forskin while getting head. This allows all the wonderful flavors of the cheasapeake into one serving of degrading bliss.

She looked like she needed a high protein shake so I gave her The Cheasapeake Classic

by mudROCKET September 23, 2009