ass clapped

ass clapped is when you get your ass beat, but in a nonsexual way.

me: I didn't finish my homework for 1st period.
my sleep paralysis demon: broooo you're gonna get your ass clapped.

by Vanswhat February 13, 2019

Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.

Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"

by Big D E March 6, 2014

Clapped

Meaning confused of mentally messed up also used as retard indecates a screwed veiw on things used by the best youtuber memeulous

Look at this clapped cunt I think he wants some beef

by Clapped translation December 30, 2018

clapped yute

someone who is dumb or annoying and you want to die, or they are very childish

ugh she is such a clapped yute

by big phazz July 11, 2019

Clapped Out Shitbox

A truck bought by your mommy and daddy that’s got a shitty exhaust you can’t afford to fix. They would only pay for half the lift kit so you said fuck it and slapped it on the front with some 22’s.

There’s that’s faggot in his clapped out shitbox

by Not Supported By Mommy And Dad August 6, 2020

crapper john

It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.

Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...

by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005

Clapped

A State of Highness and Euphoria, Reached after the use of drugs such as marijuana. When "Clapped" simple tasks turn into feats almost impossible to accomplish.

John: Damn Whats wrong with Matt. His eyes are red as a devils dick.
Jamal: Yea He Just took a Blunt to the Face. This nigga is Clapped out of his mind!
John:Word.

by lyin' King December 4, 2010