Christianity

The most persuasive organization ever created

Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Christian

The kind of person that sticks with you through thick and thin, despite some bumps in your friendship because they are always there for you like they promise. One of the funniest people you will ever meet and when they’re gone, you’ll miss them so much that you won’t know what to do because Christian was your support. Christians are sweet, kind, generous, smart, fun, thoughtful, and considerate. Sometimes they’ll say some interesting things that might not exactly be right, but in the end they’ll figure it out for themselves and still manage to be such wonderful people.

christian is an amazing friend.

by 0____0 November 8, 2018

Christian

people that, throughout history, have managed to covert at least one person from every ethnical group, that probably had a more reasonable religion(did not plan an uprising every 3 months in ancient Rome) before being bathed in a giant barrel while a bald man said things to his god such as "make sure this person does not get sinned", etc. In reality, all abrahamic religions think they are the only true religions and all other religions are sinners, which is why when they were conquered repeatedly in ancient times, they always held uprisings. They are assholes because of these reasons.

Matt is easily offended by jokes about god, because he is an annoying Christian.

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement May 11, 2017

Christianity

One woman’s lie to cover up an affair that got way outta control

the criminal code as a reply to the commandments is Christianity

by Tricky Surrey January 8, 2020

Christian

a heartbreaker who isn’t shit, a Christian is often overwhelmed. Most girls try to get at him but it’s doesnt work. A Christian is a guy who’d play many girls.

dude do you see Christian? He’s such a player

by jessicap3r3Z101 November 19, 2018

Christian

Small DIck child with no sence of humor and no knowledge

This person is 1 Christian

by Savage hunter (Maui-Hawaii) June 21, 2017

Christianity

A religion that has gotten a terrible reputation due to conservative imbeciles taking over the religion and committing immoral actions in the name of God. Jesus himself was actually very liberal and wanted to help guide people no matter what race or sex he/she was. So if you wanna shit talk about religion and all it's flaws, don't blame Jesus for it, blame all of the other idiots who use it as a shield to block their immoral actions.

*example of Christianity*
religious imbecile: The pope sexually abused that child as a way for him to get closer to God
Jesus: smfh

by Dubiks January 10, 2019