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mw2 Chuck Norris of camping

When playing mw2 you camp so raw and dirty that it becomes impossible for you to lose.
Bedneezy-Jb45 is camping so sick.
Wedbetter-Bro he camps all the corners....at the same time.
Wienerbago-Hes like the mw2 chuck norris of camping.
by wedbetter May 2, 2010
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Harold Camping

A grumpy old man who has a talk show on the radio. He has predicted the Rapture--Judgement Day--at least 3 times, most recently on May 21st, and each time has been quite a let-down. His most recent reason was "because of the gays".

His "rapture" predictions are often preceded by a large-scale campaign to advertise the date with posters that say things such as "Save the Date! Judgement Day, May 21st: The Bible Guarantees It!"
Reasonable Christians often ask in response to these predictions, "if God's word is not to be interpreted by humans, then aren't all these predictions rather blasphemic?"

Reasonable people who may or may not be Christian often ask "why would anyone even believe this in the first place? He just picked an arbitrary date, there's no scientific proof at all. I see no reason to freak out."
Some people freak out anyway, because they're either idiots or they're hipsters and they're doing it ironically.
Guy 1: Dude are you coming to my barbecue tomorrow?
Guy 2: Why are you having a barbecue?
Guy 1: To celebrate Harold Camping's most recent failure to predict the end of the world.
Guy 2: Oh yeah sure, i'll come. Will there be beer?
Guy 1: Of course man, otherwise it wouldn't be a not-the-end-of-the-world barbecue.
by Cynics101 June 22, 2011
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campingcunt

A derogatory term used in the heat of battle, pertaining to any FPS shooter for PC or Console in which a group or single sorry ass player pretending to be a good player camps out somewhere on the map the whole game.
I swear if i catch that campingcunt JJspirit in the stairwell one more time im going to put my dick through the mic and impail her.
by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007
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Suction Cupping

When a female places her vagina lips on the face of an unsuspecting person. Most often performed while the target is sleeping.
Janie thought it'd be funny to get back at her boyfriend for all the t-bag pranks by suction cupping him in the middle of the nightUnfortunately, he didn't notice the ring left on his forehead before giving the big presentation at work.
by Drew2U April 19, 2010
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Ass clapping

the matter of getting your butt checks clapped together in a jackhammer motion. And makes a clap.
Billy was trying to take a nap when Tom came from behind and starting ass clapping him.
by Mathew Green August 10, 2016
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Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".
Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.
by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010
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campingsmoking

Also known as 'tuxedo of the campground'. Clothing that meets the dress code of a Dutch campsite. Tracksuit, jogging suit or Italian leisure suit.

Worn by the same type of stylish people who sport this outfit worldwide - such as wannabe gangsters, petty thieves, pimps, and other assorted douchebags.
Sjonnie looks so hot in his campingsmoking. Lekkerding!
by candycandycaps June 30, 2011
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