cube candy

Someone who is hired only on the basis of his or her physical attractiveness.

Don't ask the new office manager for help; he's strictly cube candy.

by Uncle Snark March 2, 2010

candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010

Candy gams

A word for really sweet pussy.

Guy to friend: I almost went into a diabetic coma when Shelley gave me those candy gams last night.

by ex_lax70 November 8, 2016

Orange Candy

another word for adderall.

Bob: hey tom you got some orange candy?
Tom: Yeah, here you go.

by wichita123 July 30, 2009

candy carol

1. A drag queen from columbus ohio that is notorious for saying "I'm Candy Carol, Shut the fuck up!!!"

2. A musical group that has an Album called "Book of Love"

1. Candy Carol was out on the town last night looking fabulous.

2. I love Candy Carol's new album Book of Love.

by ShaggyLady May 3, 2010

pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.

"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"

by KnoxvilleDancer February 6, 2010

candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.

twilight saga, candy read

by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010