Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018
Get the The Wankee Candlemug. by Luffy Hana July 11, 2018
Get the Candles!mug. Giving someone a “chocolate candle” refers to a sexual act where one partner opens the anal cavity wide enough to fill with body-safe candle wax, usually during other forms of wax play.
by Rattiegirl1 October 19, 2024
Get the Chocolate Candlemug. by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024
Get the candle titsmug. I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.
by DonAdrianoDeArmando May 25, 2016
Get the Candle cockmug. Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.
by syncc March 25, 2024
Get the candle mungingmug. by galactic_426 January 18, 2024
Get the Cake and Candlesmug.