The awkward and uncontrollable pubescent condition of genital arousal at the most inconvenient or inappropriate moments.
This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.
This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.
1) When you are sitting on a bus and you get a boner for no reason (or because there is a good looking girl staring at you) and you have to get off the bus at the next stop, but because of your raging hard-on you have wait for a few stops for the teenage boner to go down.
2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.
2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.
by Randz in TO December 13, 2013
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1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.
2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.
3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.
2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.
3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.
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When a person starts thinking about or gets ready to eat food and their stomach expands. The act is similar to how a man's penis will enlarge when thinking about or getting ready to perform the act of sex.
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When a person starts thinking about or gets ready to eat food and their stomach expands. The act is similar to how a man's penis will enlarge when thinking about or getting ready to perform the act of sex.
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Get the BONER'D THE FUCK UP mug.A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or twisting around your dick would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning pisses usually include piss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is dick boogers (eye boogers, but in your dick hole).
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