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Micro-boomer

Someone who had total control of a situation and used to micro manage it. They are now desperately grasping at the straws of their micro management and often react in a childish manor when they don't get their way similar to a boomer although they can be from any generation
Ok, Micro-boomer.
by Rylee Leroy Jenkins July 7, 2020
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Boomer Click

When one accidentally does something on an electronic device leading to an unintended consequence such as looking something up you didn't mean to or sending a text you didn't mean to.
John: I just boomer clicked and somehow sent my ex girlfriend a text
by BoomerMan69 December 24, 2019
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boomer spin

When a baby boomer rolls his eyes and spins in a demonstrative way. Usually happens to signal annoyance, superiority or a combination of the two.

Also describes a sexual act in which one of the partners takes a shit on the floor and the other rolls in it while making dad jokes.
Baby, do a boomer spin for me.
by methcurd July 15, 2021
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boomer-goofed

Verb, past -tense. When a member of the Baby Boomer generation makes a mistake due to their age, usually in a technological setting.
He meant to send us a meeting invite yesterday, but somehow boomer-goofed it and none of us got it.
by boomer_goofer September 30, 2020
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Boomer Bronson

Boomer Bronson is sometimes a cool guy. He is clearly in love with Carly Montevera even though he may seem like he likes other girls and that he is a player but really he is- or was a nice guy. He used to go by Barney Bronson. He wore glasses and a bowtie. He changed due to popularity but he changes back due to the fact that Carly missed the old him. Portrayed by Kolton Stewert in both Prom Queen: The Musical when it was at the Segal Center and Theatre Calgary's production of The Louder we Get
Person: Did you see Boomer Bronson last night? He looked so hot
Me: Yeah, but he's clearly in love with Carly Montevera
by treeboi hansen March 15, 2020
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boomer bet

Any bet that ultimately results in the loss of monetary assets
i can't pay for my green fee due to all of my boomer bets.
by Cody McSoftinhair September 30, 2017
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Boomer Bar

The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on
My racist uncle bought a forklift operator t shirt off the boomer bar
by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020
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