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Blunt Bandage

When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.
"Awe man, I missed a stem. Break me off a blunt bandage."
by Kripeezy August 31, 2013
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Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)
I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work
by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015
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Blunt block

When you get skipped in the rotation and the guy to your right just says, "whups"
Yo, during last night's sesh, I got blunt blocked bro.
by 360xanaxlord January 9, 2017
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Holy Blunt

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.
Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
by Billcosbyeatme January 22, 2021
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Motel blunt

motel blunt , joint or bowl is when roaches are used instead of greens.
bob: lets smoke a motel blunt?
billy: what's that?
bob: a motel blunt is when a blunt is rolled with roaches
billy: makes no sense
bob: think of the blunt as a motel and the roaches as cockroaches ... motel blunt
by lilyoni21 September 20, 2017
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e-blunt

A concoction of one nicotine device and one marijuana vaporization device consumed simultaneously.
I feel real woozy. I just hit an e-blunt 🥴😷
by Eblunt February 18, 2020
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blunt drunk

When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.
Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.
by Eminem420 April 3, 2017
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