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Blunt talking

When your smoking a blunt and your so high and everyone’s talking and your there smoking and letting the blunt do all the talking
Me jake and jimmy were smoking a blunt and all I see rn is jimmy just blunt talking
by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018
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Bear Blunt

A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months
“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night
by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020
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struggle blunt

When you got that fatty and your boy be acting like he got blunts too, and pulls out a toothpick
I couldn’t believe he matched my fine cohiba with a struggle blunt
by David Cejmer October 16, 2017
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Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".
I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.
by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010
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Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)
I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work
by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015
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Blunt Salad

Blunt Salad
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun

1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."
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Blunt Blowed

When someone gives a blow job because they are high from weed.
Ben got blunt blowed from Sara, after she smoked a joint.
by Bmw0524 September 4, 2011
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