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Golden Blonde

A color that has natural highlights in it, that can be seen as either a light brown or a dark blonde. A person with this hair color often has mixed emotions about their life. They dont really know what to do after a while. The emotional turmoil of life sometimes gets the better of them. This type of person needs friends to support them. This hair color defines who they are and people who have this color should be grateful, even when life gets hard.
Shes a natural golden blonde, happy on the outside, torn apart on the inside.
by LillyRoseisthebest May 26, 2009
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Platinum blonde

An attractive, highly feminine woman with blonde hair who is considered by most men to be a prime catch as a girlfriend, which explains the metaphorical comparison to platinum, an extremely valuable metal.
Have you seen Johnny's new platinum blonde? Damn she's a catch!

Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.
by BloodIsBlue August 6, 2018
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blonde job

While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job
Susan gave me some teeth during my blow job, so i decided to give that bitch a blonde job!
by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010
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hottentot blonde

A seriously athletic/buxom blonde chick with big glute muscles and fake tits with nips out to here. women of this type are usually attracted to black men (thus the hottentot aspect) who know how to control her, regardless of his physicality or general disposition toward her.
by major_delmac April 4, 2005
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Lavender Blonde

A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde
by CassieWin February 12, 2023
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blonde wad

an adjective describing a person who has a ton of blonde hair that can not be controlled and is homeschooled. They usually spend hours untangling it and then somehow within mintues it becomes tangled again. The word is a mixture of a dumb blonde and a clumsy blonde. It can be used in a derogatory phrase.
Charlotte: "Ugh my hair is a mess"

You: "lololol Char your such a blonde wad"

Charlotte: "Hey!"
by a.s.d.f.j.k.l.; July 5, 2012
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Airline Blonde

Airline Blonde - A lady that has blonde hair that is not natural, It maybe a wig or dyed, but either way.... she still has a black box...
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I was with this 'Airline Blonde' the other night, Her hair on her head was golden but she still had a black box...

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by johnparker74 September 25, 2010
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