Cowburn blind

When someone is drunk beyond recognition, stutters and slurs but somehow keeps standing and keeps on drinking they are cowburn blind

- Holy shit Tom is drunk as fuck and still drinking
-yeah he’s bloody cowburn blind

by SANTA691 January 31, 2019

disclaimer blindness

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.

I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!

by redPooka September 02, 2012

Blind burro

A euphemism for a male’s anal sphincter.

“Dude. I was packing my buddy’s blind burro last night until it couldn’t take any more.”

by Stainless26 December 04, 2019

Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.

Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

by pineapples8264 January 02, 2016

Blind channel

Blind channel is the most wonderful band in the whole world. Theyre kind, sweet and funny. And theyre fans are the best! They got 6th place in eurovision 2021. Blindchannel members: Joel hokka, Niko moilanen, Olli matela, Joonas porko, Tommi lalli and Aleksi kaunisvesi.

Blind channel

by Ollinpuhtaatsukat.fi November 25, 2021

blind romance

Being in love with the idea of being in love

The man suffered from blind romance, similar to snow blind

by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013