"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
-Tupac
-Tupac
by mm March 10, 2005
Get the Bible mug.Any one of the hopelessly retarded, who believe in a Sky Fairy. who despite their many sins will welcome them with open arms. Following their last encounter with a truely enlightened being, who in a fit of disgust cracks their shit spewing heads open with the nearest garbage can! Also uptight, self adoring, viscious, single minded shit for brains.
by MaxHeadrom December 18, 2003
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by greyseraph December 10, 2008
Get the bible mug.a large church that confuses most of the people who see it. Unknown to most of these people, large churches are ALL OVER the united states, with 20-25 churches this size in Atlanta alone.
"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"
"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"
why does mclean bible church have video games and a gym in church? does that still count as church?
If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?
who says church has to be boring?
If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?
who says church has to be boring?
by peaches June 5, 2005
Get the mclean bible church mug.In CB slanguage, a Sultan of Slang who uses so much slang that even other Sultans of Slang have to look up what they're saying in the CB Slanguage Bible to understand what they're saying.
When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
Get the bible-mouth mug.A member of the group of uptight assholes (like my father and stepmom) whos whole life revolves around praising a book and worshiping some dead bloody guy nailed to two pieces of wood formed into a "t" shape.
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Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.
Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.
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