Bertation

Going Full Derp or generally just failing to engage your brain before speaking.

Serene Branson had a Very Heavy Bertation tonight.

by AKA4 March 2, 2011

Bertified

To have your avatar face replaced with Bert's (Sesame street).

It started off at the exercise section of bodybuilding.com, as one person wanting their avatar 'Bertified' and others soon followed, for teh lulz.

1. John just got Bertified.

2. Hey guys, Bertify me for teh lulz.

by Lucifer13x August 14, 2009

Dirty Bertie

When a man is receiving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm and spits it out her mouth.

God, I can't wait to get a Dirty Bertie.

by Bertie23455555 April 14, 2020

Bertan

Dawn. First Light. Wise and handsome.

Erkan

The Erkanist.

Chuck Norris wants to be a Bertan.

by Ber-tan February 5, 2010

big bertha

a chubby or fat girl (chick)...with big watery tits...

person 1: who is that?
person2: That's big bertha...
person3: NICEEEE!!!

by blthrskt March 16, 2009

Berto

Penis,

Mate, Look At The Size Of My Berto

by Berto Von Welt March 29, 2009

'Berta

Slang for Alberta, the cowboy centre of Canada's economy. Generally used by Albertan Hicks, Greasers, Rig Pigs, and hockey/lacrosse boys. Although only the aforementioned use it, every Albertan is proud of the name 'Berta.

"'Berta Boy, born and raised. Check out this deer I shot. Oil is life."

by ThaPryynce34 February 9, 2019