Significantly Better Class Newspaper

A Hilarious post that is a tad bit offensive, and makes fun of the teacher.

person 1: hey, did you see the Significantly Better Class Newspaper?
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.

by God_Of_Pizza June 4, 2021

Player Beter

A guy named Beter (Peter), who plays all the girls.
He is not afraid of making the girl, by force, friendzone him.
Even if he says he will give you some time to think, he is still going to find and text new girls.

You are never safe from the PB

So you've found a new girl, again, try not to be a Player Beter this time.

by MooMeister November 10, 2021

thabo bester

A South African way to escape a prison life sentence by coercing a medical doctor (all in the name of love and fortunes) to smuggle a dead body into prison and fake your death by burning the body beyond recognition in your cell.

Vincent had to pull a Thabo bester to get out of that one.

by ThimberBurns April 13, 2023

half a loaf is better than none

Getting less than what one wants, is still better than getting none at all.

Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.

by bostoncasey September 30, 2018

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

by Torlo September 30, 2019

You're BETTER

A saying in a Multiplayer FPS game when you want to root for your teammates when they are in a gunfight with another team and that you're dead and watching your teammates feed.

Game example: APEX LEGEND.

Situation : You're in a team fight with another team in a 3 v 3 gun fight. You and 1 of teammates died. So did 2 of the opposing team. Leaving it 1 v 1. You're now watching the feed of your friend trying to kill the last enemy.

Gun Fight - Gun sound from both players.
YOU - YOU'RE BETTER YOU'RE BETTER YOU'RE BETTER
Teammate - Finishes off the last enemy
Whole Team : FUCK YA WE DID IT.

by Rushia July 29, 2020