Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 22, 2021

lesbians who floss

lesbians who go down on each other despite being unshaven

"And then lesbians...these are the 1960s-style lesbians, which you may or may not be familiar with. They differ a little bit from the modern versions in that they never had to buy dental floss." ~ a review of Argentinian sexploitation horror film "The Curious Dr. Humpp"

Not only do lesbians who floss save on dental floss. They also save on shaving cream.

by WhatwasIsaying January 28, 2025

Towel Flossing

When someone flosses a towel between their legs to better dry off their nether regions.

There's nothing better than a hot shower followed by some good ol' towel flossing.

by Kind of a Joey June 7, 2023

Silver Floss

When you old enough to have silver hair but take care of your body that it is like a 20 year old you have the right and should proudly floss off the hours of blood sweat and tears.

Dave Thomson is a Silver Floss God

by Silver Flosser August 17, 2024

Front flossing

When a woman’s underwear, specifically a thong, is pulled up in the front to cut between her labia majora.

Her hot pink thong was pulled up so far she was front flossing

by f00d_s1ut May 11, 2024

Jungle flossing

When a girl is giving you head she uses your pubes to floss

“She was jungle flossing on it last night”

by THE GOON GOD!!! February 24, 2024

denture flossing

Thinking you all that even with no dentures

Fook boi think he's denture flossing again

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024