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Ms. Bascetta

A minimum wage lunch lady that works in an elementary school cafeteria and enjoys putting hands on kids, blowing her whistle, stealing people’s hats, and yelling at you for no reason at all. She is also about 84 years old and might die at any moment.
Hey bro where’s your hat? Ms. Bascetta stole it from me.
by ItsClassicB November 1, 2020
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9th base

"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"
by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005
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Online Based Relationship

An OBR (Online Based Relationship) is a relationship between two people who confess their love for each other online, but never talk in real life.
Frank has to get on myspace, every night to see if he's still on Sarah's top 8, that's how he tends to his Online Based Relationship.
by jenni.kate January 9, 2009
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golden baseball

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming
shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs
by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009
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based and normal pilled

Your unpleasant truth of reality is faked and you have to take normal pills.
"Normal pills" Is a meme that is about Dream who is a popular Minecraft YouTuber. He made a song called "Masked" and in the music video, he took Normal pills. CRINGE!
Based Legend: Hey, are you a dream stan?
Cringebaby: Yeah!
Based Legend: based and normal pilled
by うんち市 June 23, 2021
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56746th base

having sexual intercourse with a dvd player while being butt raped by a whale in the middle of Sweden
Moby Dick likes to get to 56746th base
by the the the the the the the February 5, 2010
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I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
by the putman August 22, 2009
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