rollands barbe

to take a dump, shit, poo.

I go to takes a rollands barbe.

by Julian December 3, 2004

Memphis Barbie Q Grill

This is the smile of an otherwise flawless drag queen with visibly rotten teeth(meth mouth), sewer breath(decaying pig meat, bourbon, river water, semen). A mouth that shows a clear lack of any form of dental plan. It would most likely have the smoke from a Newport billowing from it that can be seen and smelled from miles away.

Gu, did you see that trannie with the auburn hair, Louis bag and fierce brow from last night?

The one that looked kinda like Beyonce?

Yeah! I went to tip her a dollar on her second number but when she showed too much of that Memphis Barbie Q Grill, I just kept my buck and walked away!….GURRL!!!

by Covergirl September 25, 2010

Glass barbecue enthusiast

Someone who enjoys frying up some good Ol' methamphetamine . A shortnened version is "glass barbie enthusiast"

"I'm not going to invite Dave over anymore, the bloody glass barbecue enthusiast keeps steeling my light bulbs"

by Fatnuselessninja December 14, 2017

barbie hair

BAR-bee hare (adv.) - the act of multiple splooging (or splooge festival) in a passed-out woman's hair, leaving her with a crusty lid much like a barbie doll that's been in the attic for some time.

"Melissa dear, please hand me the conditioner, I consumed copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and awoke to find myself with such a terrible case of barbie hair."

by mr & jb September 3, 2006

Backwoods Barbie

A girl from the south. She rides quads, goes muddin, and she ain't afraid to get dirty. She looks good in daisy dukes and boots. She hunts and loves to fish. She will skin her own deer and can bait her own hook. She is a bad bitch. Don't make her mad cause that accent will get thicker.

Then..

She can wear six inch heels. Likes pink. She can do her hair and makeup like a super model. She is classy and elegant. And you'd never think she was cow tippin last night.

Guy: "That girl is the best of both worlds"

Guy#2: "She's a backwoods Barbie, for sure."

backwoods Barbie

by backwoodsbarbiee July 23, 2013

Barbecue Dad

A Barbecue Dad is a generic father figure who cooks all the food at a cookout such as hamburgers and hotdogs (while drinking beer). The roles of Barbecue Dad include referring to the younger attendees as, "Big Guy", "Champ", "Chief", and "Sport". Barbecue Dads talk about Dad things such as, lawnmowers, building your own deck, Sunday Night Football, and his glory days.

"Hey Jimmy, I wanna have a cookout next weekend, but my dad is gonna be out of town."

"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."

by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

French Barbershop

When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.

"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."

by itothean511 January 27, 2011