Backdoor Poltergeist

When a small Asian lady hides in a pillowcase and screams aggressively at their victim until submission, once their victim has surrendered themselves, they proceed to do an outrageous act of "Tarmacking" on their victim.

Bro 1: "hey bro what's that on your t-shirt?"
Bro 2 (Walking with a crutch): "Ahh y'know bro just a classic backdoor poltergeist incident"
Bro 1: "ahh bro that sucks bro, want a kiss?"

by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022

backdoor footjob

A polite way to say you're gonna kick someone's ass

I'm gonna give you a Backdoor Footjob

by A Real Fox Girl August 20, 2022

Twice Baked Corn On The Cob

This is accomplished when you are having anal sex with someone and that elusive instance, where you pull your cock out of their ass and notice a kernel of corn on your dick. You then make the person turn around and give you a blow job.

Man, I was banging this chick and when I pulled my cock out, I saw that golden nugget...So I swung the bitch around and she had that Twice Baked Corn On The Cob!!!!

by Jelly Bean Omelette May 29, 2013

Oil Based Feelings

Feelings that you can't get rid of easy.

I have these oil based feelings about her.

by Muleskinner601 January 10, 2019

silver backed ape

A dude who is quick to go ape shit and is easily pissed off without warning. This dude goes quietly about his day then goes wild unexpectedly. Similarly seen in nature when a real silver backed ape is lazing about within the jungle until some tiny thing unexpectedly sets him off. Stay clear!

Nick totally became a silver backed ape when he saw his old girlfriend with a new dude.

by KEY WEST CHICK April 12, 2019

skill based matchmaking

Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.

“You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”

by Gggfdd January 12, 2023

backdoor eviction

Tactic used by landlord to get rid of a tenant when legal eviction isn't an option. Jacking the rent way up beyond the ability of the tenant to pay is probably the most common technique.

"After a dozen times trying to get the landlord to fix the toilet, he just came back on us with a backdoor eviction by doubling the rent - he knows damned well I can't pay it!"

by FiresignTrool July 4, 2008