Band Director

The King Band Geek. One of the few teachers in a high school who sees every single one of their students from freshman all the way to senior year. They tend to wear Hawaiian shirts and have a weird sense of humor. Of all teachers, band directors are the most likely to die in a fire for their students if it came down to that.

"How, might you ask, could a student be friends with a teacher? The answer is simple. Band geeks don't see the band director as a teacher. They are simply older, sometimes fatter, band geeks."

by taki-noboru-desu October 14, 2016

band nerd

The ideal Band kid. More devoted to band than a band geek, and less annoying than a band dork. The arch enemy of choir dweebs

"Hey, band dork!"

"I am NOT a band dork, I'm a band NERD!"

by Me v.2.4 December 22, 2008

boy band

A musical group whose frontmen consist of a group of male singers (they may or may not play another instrument). In order to qualify as a boy band 1) they must not write thier own music and 2) thier main fan draw must be how attractive they are. Point one can be waved if they really suck.

Boy band: N'sync
Not a boy band: U2

by realityincog December 23, 2004

Band Dropping

(v) The act of including your favorite alternative or indie bands into conversation, just to show others that you listen to bands they have never heard of. Similar to name dropping, but mentioning independent bands instead of people.

Mike: "So I was listening to the new Fleet Foxes album the other day...."
Steve: "Who's Fleet Foxes?"
Mike: "Oh, you've probably never heard of them..."
Steve: "God Mike, you're always Band Dropping."

by lagatitagrande April 13, 2011

Band Saw

When someone in a thong poops and the thong string cuts the log/turd in half.

"Man, I totally forgot to take my thong off before dropping that deuce. It was a total band saw."

by Doom Bunny November 11, 2011

band meeting

A get together, a pow wow, a hui. From Flight of the Conchords
Murray: "Ok, guys, band meeting. Bret?"
Bret: "Yep."
Murray: "Jemaine?. Jemaine?"
Jemaine: "Well, obviously."

'Okay guys, band meeting. We need to decide what we're doing tonight - are we going to go to Kane's party, or are we going to go see Flight of the Conchords?'

by cabbagetreekiwi February 24, 2009

band-head

1)One whom dearly loves band related activities. They can found at football games, basketball games, parades, and any other event where marching bands may be.
2)A person that goes on the internet in search of band audio or video.
3) Band Addicts.

Man Jay just brought another band tape, he is a true band-head.

by datsaxguy July 30, 2005