Anal Chutney

A digested condiment made of fruits or vegetables expelled from the anus in a lose stool due to overeating of fruits or vegetables causing explosive diarrhea resembling a Chutney.

Jason ate so many prunes his diarrhea looked like an anal chutney.

by BDizzle55 November 17, 2015

Anal Jester

A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!

"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"

by NotANameWaster July 11, 2020

anal cunumdrum

When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.

Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum

Jarsquatter

by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011

Anal sonata

Used to describe a particularly vile and unpleasant serial set of farts, generally of different sounds and tones.

God dammit - what the fuck did you eat for dinner? If I hear another anal sonata out of your ass, I'm going to push you in front of a bus.

by Plautus August 15, 2010

Anal Frankenstine

the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.

Yo, I straight Anal frankenstine'd your mother.

by SOAK666 September 24, 2013

anal-glycoma

a play on words suggesting an inability to do something

Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.

WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.

by Workless September 29, 2011

anal dazzle

When Glitter is used along with anal sex.
Usualy combining anal lubrication with glitter.

Guy1: Yo guy2 did you get with that hot lady?

Guy2: Oh yeah braski, I got with that hot lady!

Guy1: Well golly guy2 did you "anal dazzle" that hot lady.

Guy2: You know it brah!

by NewDefinesBruh May 13, 2015