Crackhead hours

Between the times of 12 a.m. and 3 a.m. where you know you should be in bed, but you instead stay up talking about random crap and doing stupid stuff like playing with fire.

Dude, I had some crazy crackhead hours this morning.

by Larry DonkBonkers November 29, 2019

kiddie hour

The hour or so after school is out. It is the ideal time to play online multiplayer games, because of the number of young children playing.

Guy 1: I really suck at this game.
Guy 2: we should play again tomorrow during kiddie hour. Maybe you'll do better.

by Karl Rayne December 4, 2019

Gains Hour

The best hour into which gains are achieved. 4-5am EST

Josh the best time for gains is 4-5am. Gains hour.

by Smago10 May 24, 2019

Dick hours

The time frame in which a female can call or text you because the rest of your day is about business

She thinks it’s a game calling me during dick hours.

by Bsomemajor October 5, 2019

haunting hour

The hour in which some believe all goblins, ghosts, etc. come out and roam the earth.

“Is it 3:00? I think it’s the haunting hour!”

by alliedog05 May 1, 2018

trumps hours

Showing up to work at a ridiculous hour for a very short and completely inadequate length of time. (11 am - 4:45pm) Also includes a very long lunch break with additional breaks called “executive time”. Extended weekends and holidays included.

I can’t beleive Mark, he thinks he works Trumps hours. He showed up at 11:00 walked around a bit , then went straight to lunch.

by Penalty Box May 1, 2018

Dolly Hours

When you are working 9 to 5. Just like Dolly.

Mate: You know what hours you’re doing?
Me: I’m doing Dolly Hours this week.

by Oi Oi Saveloy January 14, 2020