go hit your ankle on a scooter

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.

Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

Ankle

The enby (non-binary) sibling of one’s parent; The enby spouse of a parent’s sibling; Any non-binary person, usually older, who is considered to be part of one’s family, without regard to relation by blood or marriage.
An amalgamation of “Aunt” and “Uncle”

Last night we had dinner with my Ankle Jacks and their new spouse, who is now my Ankle Rossie. We had word salad with mixed pronouns, family style.

by GreatAnkle December 5, 2021

ankle plots

need.

pls j pls this isnt a joke anymore im so serious i need ankle plots

by sjajsjjss February 6, 2021

Ankle

The only thing I know lower than a cunt

I called my sister an ankle and she asked me why I called her that and I said it's the only thing I know lower than a cunt lol

by Fordhater February 25, 2023

Two and an Ankle

A cliche regarding the two mystery objects (implications can be unknown or subjective to the specific scenario at hand) accompanied by the part between the calf and the heel which are intended on being hastily and forcefully inserted into another individual's anus.

To Addy's sarcastic remark, Billy stated that he would sure give her two and an Ankle if she kept up that sassy attitude.

by EggBoii December 5, 2022

If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk

The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.

Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”

by The BrGr February 9, 2024

Broke her ankles

When he fucks you so good you can't walk.

Joe: Yo man last night I broke her ankles
Bob: Really

Joe: Yeah she ain't gonna be able to walk for a week

by Ponyo Biscuit Nugget December 29, 2020