Amish lobotomy

When you receive a blow job specifically including “brain” in a horse drawn buggy or carriage

Helga gave me an Amish lobotomy on our way to the Lancaster county pig competition.

by SniffClam December 27, 2023

Digitally Amish

People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.

My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.

I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.

He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.

by PunkRockHR December 5, 2019

Amish lobotomy

When a person fellates their partner in a horse and buggy, especially when “brain” is involved. See: brain

Ethel gave me an Amish lobotomy on our way to the Lancaster county wicker festival.

by SniffClam December 26, 2023

Amish Pillow Maker

The act of petting a woman’s hair while she sucks on her man’s nipples.

Her hair smelled so good while doing the Amish Pillow Maker. It made the experience so much more enjoyable.

by Geef Sr July 17, 2021

Amish butter

The result of a handjob continued after orgasm. So-called because of the churned result from a low-technology method.

"Hey Mitch, you're walking kind of funny."
"Yes, I'm a bit sore after making Amish butter last night."

by DunkinGas June 25, 2022

Amish Pubicle

The Amish hair that's longer than leg hair but shorter than their head hair. Both adults Amish genders get them. These pubicles are those of the Amish.

Olivia:amish pubicle.
Chloe:lol pubicle.
Olivia:lol
Chloe:lol

by Eatmyamishpubicle December 27, 2020