Amish Heated seat

The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.

Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.

by MinyMink May 3, 2025

Amish Colonic

The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.

Did the Amish Colonic on someone last night. I got some splash back and now I have pinkeye.

by Garagemahal May 11, 2025

Amish Guitar

When you take fishing hooks with string on it and stab it in your partners vagina the you tie the string to her ears while you penetrate deep

Bro, I gave my girl and Amish guitar last night.

by TheRealManThatCan April 4, 2024

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024

Amish Cabbage

A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.

I was going to go down on widow Jones until I found out she's rocking an Amish Cabbage.

by Slacker13013 May 25, 2024

Amish Invite

A hole that the bearded boyfriend noticed for the first time in your girfriends pants.

"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."

by Ian Vi. February 28, 2024