The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.
Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.
by MinyMink May 3, 2025
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Get the Amish butter churn mug.A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.
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