by alyssa sucks November 18, 2019
A fucking bitch that is a phony.She is a liar. Everybody thinks she is an angel, except the people that actually know her.
by Zoomba389 April 08, 2015
An amazing bitch. A total memeloving fuck who likes bagels being shoved up her ass. Satan is her daddy. She's lame as fuck. Always down for a good funeral.
by Datpepe June 12, 2016
by Rhesc January 24, 2018
by Jordan20602 March 13, 2018
Alyssa is the most precious girl you will ever meet. Alyssas are usually into sports ESPECIALLY volleyball and soccer. They have the most contagious high pitched laugh you will ever hear😂. Alyssas love hanging out with friends and love gossiping. Whenever something happens to her, she will tell you everything! Even if it’s something as little as a boy. Speaking of boys Alyssas have a weird type. Alyssas are usually into guys who are hispanic and tall. Alyssas will always support you whenever you need it. If your an Alyssa you have a high chance of being someone’s secret admirer❤️ Alyssas are such a flirt! They will literally find any way to talk to you or wave at you💗 If you come across an Alyssa in your life, take your chance!!!!🥰🥰
Guy 1: hey whos that cute girl over there?
Guy 2: oh thats alyssa *daydreams*
Guy 1: Man she’s beautiful, i think im gonna ask her out
Guy 2: *punches* HEY MAN! Thats my girl
Guy 2: oh thats alyssa *daydreams*
Guy 1: Man she’s beautiful, i think im gonna ask her out
Guy 2: *punches* HEY MAN! Thats my girl
by Lovely...jane February 05, 2020