Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl that loves being choked, she enjoyes farts and poo jokes all year round. How can somebody not love an Alyssa. She's the type of girl to text you while pooping just to tell you she is pooping. Horsie Poo is a nickname an Alyssa prefers being called during a romantic session. She loves drugs, booze and god. She has a thing for older guys and dads and occasionally grandfathers too. She flirts with a lot of guys at once and loves to lead people on.

Alyssa asked me to call her Horsie Poo
Alyssa keeps hitting on my dad
What is Alyssa's issue

by PooSlayer April 17, 2020

Alyssa

A fucking bitch that is a phony.She is a liar. Everybody thinks she is an angel, except the people that actually know her.

Omg you know how alyssa told you she had a boyfriend, it was a lie.

by Zoomba389 April 8, 2015

Alyssa

An amazing bitch. A total memeloving fuck who likes bagels being shoved up her ass. Satan is her daddy. She's lame as fuck. Always down for a good funeral.

What are you, an Alyssa lmao ?

by Datpepe June 11, 2016

Alyssa

Another name for a large tumor on the penis. Typically associated with the STD herpes.

OMG I accidentally gave John an Alyssa I hope he doesn’t die.

by Jordan20602 March 13, 2018

Alyssa

A bitch who should never be trusted and she can't give bjs and handjobs kms

My baby girl alyssa

by Rhesc January 24, 2018

Alyssa

The most important person you need in your life and she Issa thiccc one

Damn she is looking good for a Alyssa

by Bicth pelase August 25, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa is an intelligent, strong and funny girl. If you become friends with her, don’t break that friendship. You will regret it ( if you do). She will most likely be a tomboy and love the color black or red. She is relatable, funny, and loves anime’s😂

Alyssa loves cars

by ROAR🐉 June 30, 2018