A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.
by Truestorywords September 15, 2010
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Get the piper alpha mug.IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.
Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)
by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019
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Get the alpha time mug.Joe: Wow, you’re such an alpha grub. I can’t believe you have the body count of 69!
Mama: I know I am.
Mama: I know I am.
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