Agent 8

Maine protagonist of Side Order (2024) and Octo Expansion (2018)
a poor octoling with PTSD
altho seriously am I the first person to give her a urban dictionary entry since f**king 2021
and that was the only UD entry she got EVER

Agent 8 is a good chracter
your a sim-----
PULLS OUT NUCLUER BOMB
GOODBYE COUSINFUCKER

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023

Agent

a guy that is very dumb dumb and he only likes to play with epic gamer Jaydenz Epic and Writton and he looks like the Battle Pass

Agent is gay

by GAYFUCKER900 March 18, 2021

Agent Nebraska

A complete faggot. He can't fight worth a shit and his only redeeming factor is his ghetto ass AI that makes him trigger his inner black man.

Have you seen Agent Nebraska lately?

Nope. Check Compton.

by My Name is Nothing October 5, 2017

Matrix Agent

Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.

All of the people in that neighborhood seem like Matrix Agents.

by coopergraham November 6, 2023

Directory user agent

DUA is instead of DIA

DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.

We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!

instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.

Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!

Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!

How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!

Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!

All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA

The world is at PEACE 🌎

by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021

Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.

That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Agent 47

A fictional baldheaded hitman from the video game series “Hitman”. He is known by 3 names “Agent 47”, “The Apex Predator”, and “Tobias Rieper”, and I also believe he is a gayfuck

Frank: Yoo dawg, I just hired this bald-ass hitman for my shit

Tyrone: Why the fuck would you hire a fucking bald hitman

Frank: Cause that bald freak is Agent 47 yoooo

Tyrone: I dont give a fuck *n-word*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 6, 2025