Edgar Allen Hoe

A prostitute who has a major in poetry

I love my Edgar Allen Hoe

by SBD2042 February 6, 2020

allen

a little boy who will never grow up. he will continue to put people down and just shrug along for the rest of his life. he has no future, no hope of any sort of happiness. he will waste his life, alone, with only a bunch of cats and some really shitty weed, and no one will even miss him.

you: hey man, whats the answer to some question I have?
allen: youre the dumbest bitch ever. I dont want to talk to you. leave me the fuck alone.
you: whoa man. calm down.

allen: blahueeukxmn f2xiuhnqihrc!

(allen goes home and cries himself to sleep because he is such a huge loser)

by rabbitfeetandlizards October 14, 2011

Tim Allen

see fubar

Tim Allen is fubar.

by Jeremy June 9, 2004

Allentown

Full of aggressive Latinos and Blacks. Center City and East side are ghetto as hell. Gang members living off their mothers and women who have 3-8 children to survive instead of being a decent member of society. Unfortunately, their excessive number of offspring will be stuck in the same way of life because of their loser parents. Not a place you want to live and definitely not the right place to raise children. Shootings daily, especially in the summer, the crime skyrockets. Sorry, not sorry but this is because those from the jungles get all hot blooded and crazy in higher temperatures. Seriously, it is dead quiet in the winter for the most part, they all stay inside because they arent built for the cold weather. Even if you are extremely Liberal, if you are white, you will become a racist living here. Also, terrible drivers, worse than Jersey.

Allentown is where you go to be a methhead and die.

by Eulalie91 May 3, 2020

Allen

A tiny japanese kid, also known as a 'Dawson' in some circles. he is a ninja with cock juggling.

"OMG IT'S SOOO FAST, IT'S LIKE 3 OR 4 SECONDS THEN IT'S GONE! - Allen

by Reuben W January 1, 2012

lily allen

A singer/songwriter whos songs are rather catchy but are built on the assumption that she is all "street" and experienced hard times on the streets when in reality she was raised among the rich and famous in the UK.

Person 1 : "Lily Allens' songs are pretty damn catchy"

Person 2 : "Yeah but her stories are fake"

by Moichido September 23, 2008

Allender

pretty much the most BAMF who destroyed cancer and plays guitar. He rocks at Humans versus Zombies, and can pretty much eat out the best pussy and is a good sex partner

He is such an Allender!

by big booty claire May 6, 2009