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Adult Life Crisis

Teenager turning into an adult and not knowing what they want to do with their life before, during, or after college.
She was going through an Adult Life Crisis during her first couple of years during College.
by WonderWoman01 September 17, 2021
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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2013
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New adult

Someone that just hit the adult years
by 459395 April 5, 2022
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Adulting

When you gotta cook whenever you feel like eating something instead of just telling your mom, "I'm hungry".
For example, "Let's buy veggies on the way home and we'll cook something nice for dinner. That's how Adulting works xD.
by Shawn Psych August 3, 2023
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Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.
I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!
by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024
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A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)

a) A film for children that is subtly intended for the adults.
b) A weird and crazy porn movie.
Use of A: When we left the cinema I felt it was an A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)
Use of B: I warn you, that movie it's a fantastic A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)
by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018
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Call of duty war zone adult

A Call of duty war zone adult is a man (most likely over the age of 20 and white) who

⚫says the n-word frequently even tho they aren't black.
⚫says that they will rape your mother.
⚫tries to act like a hacker.
⚫has no friends.
⚫is most likely fat and a discord mod.
bro I was playing and a call of duty war zone adult told me he was going to rape my mom.
by jaggedchris July 2, 2022
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