Absentenials

Millennials who blow off a scheduled meeting or class.

Many of the absentenials stayed home because they found the meeting unnecessary and counterproductive.

by Clemson prof May 2, 2017

Absenex

A word referring to the act of having sex in absence of your partner.

“It wasn’t cheating - it was just absenex!”

by WhoCaresAtThisPoint September 4, 2017

Assed Out

Passing out after eating too much ass.

“Whoa bro I Assed Out so hard last night . I feel asleep”
“I don’t pass out, I Ass Out”

by DJDickRichards October 23, 2017

Assed

To get rekt/destroyed in a fight. Commonly used when describing anime battles.

Shiiit! Black Zetsu just got assed!

by Dadivan Zilef April 21, 2018

Abseiling

The sex act of wanking yourself off while fingering your asshole.

Hey bro, where's Phil?

He's at home abseiling again.
That cunts fucked, let's go surfing!

by boshev February 10, 2018

abse

Abse: A ship name for the perfect couple including two people named Abbey and Jesse. They make the cutest couple. They love each other so much and will never let each other go. When they are together they are known as ‘Abse.’ If your girlfriend or boyfriend’s name is Abbey or Jesse make sure you care for them and keep them forever!

Person 1: Are they dating?
Person 2: Yeah, their ship name is 'Abse.'

by couplegoals0101 May 11, 2018

Assed

Tired, annoyed, hungry

Maeve: omg get out of my room I’m so assed rn

by SisterL June 10, 2018