abbots orange

When Bass tells you to look something up and it isn’t fucking there

You looked it up on the internet and it was an abbots orange

by Billy the fucking bitch December 15, 2023

abbot elementary

the best show on earth !!

person 1:“omg have you seen there new episode of abbot elementary ”
person 2: “YES IT WAS AMAZING”

by hellokittyisontol March 31, 2024

Abbot St Bukkake

When the you get on your knees and look up to the sky waiting for a group of men to throw ropes on your face.

Wow look at Nick’s face he looks like he just finished up an Abbot St Bukkake

by 134man April 25, 2024

Abbot St Bukkake

After drinking at the Heritage, and you get on your knees and look up to the sky waiting for a group of guys to throw ropes on your face.

Wow look at Billy’s face, he must have just finished up an Abbot St Bukkake.

by 134man April 25, 2024

Abbottmandering

The manipulation of statewide scoring systems of public schools to portray failing public education outcomes.

Texas recently announced a drastic decrease of public school performance due to abbottmandering.

by RAUS25 April 25, 2025

Abbottcore

The term used when describing someone dull, spiritless, emotionally unavailable, and lacking in personality. Someone who is both sensitive yet simultaneously would not understand their own feelings if it slapped them across the face. Often they are lanky, quiet and socially awkward. They live and breathe their own insecurities and project their self hatred into every aspect of their life, especially in romantic relationships. They are controlled by fear of being forgotten and replaceable. Pretend to be better than everyone else just because they go to a prestigious university, but cry themselves to sleep at night and surround themselves with fake friends who lie about them to their face and also about their face (they are ugly but are into believing otherwise) Lack culture and sincerity. Desperate to have trauma. Fuelled by self-sabotage. Bonus points if they listen to Kanye West (especially at the gym), and drive an electric Fiat and shag pringles cans; also if they look like reincarnated Sid from Toy Story, and get jealous of other men existing near you.

'Oh my god, my brother listens to Kanye West now'
'What the hell, that is so Abbottcore'

by BlossomForthxx July 15, 2025

Abbott Elementary

The best show ever, you should definitely watch it

"Hey have you seen Abbott Elementary?"
"Yeah, Gregory and Janine need to make out NOW"

by YOU'RE SUS July 20, 2025