Bryan

A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him at fun-sized. Highly intelligent, weirdly wise, and always two steps ahead—usually in an argument he started. Thinks deeply, feels strongly, and yells occasionally… like a philosophical Napoleon with a Wi-Fi connection.

Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.

“Bryan just told me the meaning of life and then rage-quit over a group text. Classic Bryan.”

by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025

Bryan william

A bitch ass queer

Ay yo look! Bryan william Its a bitch ass queer

by Negrosan November 21, 2021

bryan castillo

doesn't obey traffic laws. will go 71 in a 45 on the parkway and get on probation, then go 100 in a 55 and lose his license. never get into the GTR (may she rip) when bryan drives. wears cool shoes and casually mentions that most of them cost over $1000. threw a fuckin banger last year on October 3. shit was crazy. best people to get drunk with were at that party. if you know a bryan castillo, tell his mom to go out of town again.

Man I chugged 3 blue raspberry bootleggers at that party.

Who's party???
Bryan Castillo's.
That makes sense man.

by gary the good looking potato November 23, 2021

Jonah Bryan

When you put your big fat belly on her back and own a Linksys 💔💔💔

I did a Jonah Bryan on dat hoe

by Vietol May 15, 2025

Bryan

The types of guys who likes to show muscle even though they don’t have it. Bryan is really interested in and good at taking pictures from dick angle!

Wow Bryan with his muscle on Bryan’s Instagram story :)

by Duffyh November 22, 2021

Bryan Q

Bryan Q describes a person who is so inconsiderate to others around him that nobody likes him.

Parth is such a Bryan Q.

by bowow May 14, 2015

bryan

the best boyfriend anyone could possibly have. he think of you more than anything in the world and is just the best to be around. he’s a very handsome and cute boy who can make you laugh to tears. honestly he’s just the best person to be around.

person 1: omg bryan texted me

person 2: wow bryan’s the best boyfriend anyone could possibly have
person 1: yep he really is

by sksks. June 9, 2019