The most beautiful woman in the world, normally has a fat ass, is a very nice friend, always makes people happy.
Maddy Bryan makes me happy!
by samjespersen November 24, 2018
A small village in north dorset that consists of several hamlets. A shed posing as a shop adjoins the two largest parts of the village- the older Wonston and the newer Kingston. There is also a pub in the village called 'The Antelope' and a social club called the 'Wonston Club'. Along with approx 220 houses that concludes Hazelbury Bryan.
by Einuob June 17, 2008
The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.
by Bryansss December 22, 2016
A strong MASCULINE ALPHA MALE, typically a conservative with testosterone just pounding through his veins. He has a soft spot for lasagna and that is his only known weakness. He was a huge cock and has crazy good thrust game. He can eat a pussy like a can of peaches.
by therealistmanoftheland January 24, 2019
In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.
Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small
by liljjblingbling December 20, 2023
The girl harry mentioned on their August , 28th interview. He said that he saw her profile on Instagram and fancied her. She looked to be around 15. he said she was a "beautiful girl, majestic eyes" but dropped the subject after a minute or so. Niall said she was "quite pretty" also.
by Blake hartwig September 26, 2013