kitty trouser

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.

Damn dude you got her! She's doing a kitty trouser right now!

by That desk in the back March 28, 2015

trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 22, 2024

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

Trouser Work

When the work gets done in the trousers.

Mike really needed a seamstress for his trouser work, but what he got was a handjob.

by _Sped_ August 7, 2022

Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.

- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!

by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025

Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.

"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."

by Döts~ October 24, 2009

Trouser Steak Delight

As a man; when, you put A1 sauce on your cock.

Sally wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I crammed a trouser steak delight right in her mouth!

by TheWiseGuy369 August 26, 2025