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Wowzers trousers

Something really amazing and out of this world! Usually related to the discovery of something bigger than awesomness can explain.
Wowzers trousers Mr Flotsam - well done for inventing this phrase unlike other doodling artists who clearly didn’t
by Splunky February 1, 2024
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trouser jousting

Exactly what it sounds like. Two guys running at each other with erections in hand. The first one to fall, loses. Similar in play to a game of chicken.
Billy and Jamie were trouser jousting at the party. Everyone thought Billy's would be bigger, but Jamie won!
by NotTallJ May 3, 2023
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Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.
by Brian Elland November 21, 2023
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Trouser Chowder

When someones trousers are filled with Sweat , Shit , Piss and Gunk
Man can you smell that dude ? He’s definitely got trouser chowder
by Jesters Privilege December 20, 2022
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Trousers

the very english word for pants
Person 1 (in very english accent): i need to go out and get some trousers.
person 2 (a typical american): ... k then...
by khroma December 1, 2021
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Trouser snake

A guy’s dick.
“Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”
by Sherbear1387 January 28, 2020
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Big Trouser Talk

The fluffy, pointless bullshit that someone, usually a manager/exec, blabs out loud so others in the meeting can hear them and think that they sound smart and all in control of the situation. However, everyone is very aware that the BTTalker is a daft wanker crying out to be respected and admired simply because of their position.
"Hey, what was Charles going on about with that stuff about having to meet the other team's CIO and verify their capacity and establish their compliance posture?"

"Oh, ignore him, that was just a bunch of Big Trouser Talk."
by dcanification April 2, 2020
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