German necktie

A German necktie is a type of figure-four chokehold that encircles the opponent's neck with your legs firmly clenched, then you whip your dick out to show him who is the real BOSS. Dr. Lepper

That Lepper is such a sick Cunt, during judo he gave me a German necktie and I think I liked it.

by Dr. Lepper January 14, 2021

german cigar

A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)

I've never had a German cigar before.

May I have a German cigar, my lady.

by Veebster December 1, 2017

german hotdog

A sexual act when your sexual partner inserts a German sausage in your urethra.

Did you her Hans and his boyfriend did the German hotdog last night?

by GermanSausage15 June 13, 2018

German Retriever

Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.

"Hey man, my girl and I brought my buddy from germany to play the German Retriever."

by Just Jaax July 4, 2021

German crawler

Taking a crap

Where can I take a German crawler.

by Deutsche March 5, 2017

german oaks

A group of close friends that do stupid ass shit together. You don’t fuck with an oak without getting the stump.

Those German Oaks shot fireworks off the bridge, almost catching a tree on fire.

by WillieistheOG12000 December 1, 2019

German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016