Evil Fruits

A clan where all the qualitys of the words Evil and Fruits come together to P4WN YOUR AZZ!!!!1111

Fuck me I just got p4ned by the Evil fruits, the're rotten to the core

by Evil Lemon August 20, 2006

Fruit Loader

The giver in a homosexual relationship.

Juan only goes for feminem men because he is a fruit loader.

by Fear No Beer December 20, 2007

ripe fruit

When a fruit- an actual fruit not some body part (ex avacodo.. and yes that is a fruit) gets softer and sweeter before over ripening which is the same as spoiling. So don't use the word over-ripening cause it confuses people. ITS EITHER RIPE OR SPOILED! GET. IT. RIGHT.

If you need any further understanding please direct yourself to the monologue below. Please and thank you for your time:)

John: Howdy Ann did ya get 'ny fruit?
Ann: Yessam John I gots us some

bananas!
John: Is da fruit ripe?

Ann: Awwwe nawwww:( It still green.

When it yellow wi'some-a-dem spots

then us folk know it ripe fruit...S'sorry

John.
John: It okay Ann.
Ann: Have urself a goodday John.
John: I caaaant Ann me bananas r'nt

ripe!! Dey RIP.........
(John cries and runs away)

by Key-of-the Limest Pie June 18, 2017

Fruit Cobbler

Ned's favourite food, pussy magnet and potential Avengers-level threat.

"It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds

by Drewypewy January 9, 2022

fake-fruit

metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.

She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"

by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008

fruit shake

When a gay person is shaking their ass and or body.

Woman: Damn look at that man over there. He know's how to fruit shake.

by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014

Citrus Fruit

Another word for the Female reproductive system

"Oh ewwww i hate citrus fruit"
"we know lachlan..."

by iamwhouthinkiam March 23, 2023