American Dad!

The funnier, more clever, and original alternative to Family Guy. About a conservative CIA agent dealing with Suburban life as well as his family, plus he has a alien for a best friend. The jokes are better, the satire is good, the plots make sense, and the characters are more developed. Basically proof that you don't need pointless long gags/flashbacks, a gay baby, and a obnoxious fat guy to make people laugh. Plus the show gets way less preachy than family guy as the seasons go on.

If you want to compare anything to the Simpsons, use this show, because it has something family guy will never have: originality.
FG fan: Dude have you seen Family Guy last night?

AD fan: No, I stopped watching that stupid show since I started watching American Dad! and realized how much Family Guy actually is not funny..

FG fan: But it's family guy!

AD fan: And you're a retard!
by techkid103 April 11, 2011
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Dad joke

What makes a dad joke isn't just the fact that it is often lame, but rather a dad joke is told souly for the entertainment of the teller (dad) and not the audience.
My dad didn't notice me in the room and just tested a stud finder on himself, beeped, said it worked, and laughed with nobody else around him. Typical dad joke
by PeterDadBodLouis December 04, 2018
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oliver's dad

he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME
cool its oliver's dad
by oliversdadwilleatu March 28, 2019
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Dads toys

A dads prised toys being strap on dildos or blowup dolls. A dad will never show anyone these toys apart from is friend downstairs!
Dads toys are kept as a secret among us
by The kids diss me like what October 15, 2018
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Bag Dad

A true intelectual. Someone who brings pleasure to many by placing bags on their heads and banging it against other people. Bag Dad is a proper noun, meaning it must be capitalized to show respect. There are multiple ways to use Bag Dad

Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad

1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness

2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following

3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something
Ex1: Bag Dad is one of the best people

Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad

Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday

Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME
by Shaniqua Mboniqua September 05, 2019
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divorced-dad

Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.
"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."
by FuBug November 02, 2017
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Dad Fart

A distinctly masculine and unusually greasy fart produced by a mature man around 25 or older. Defining characteristics include never sounding "squeaky" or "airy" smelling strongly of Eggs, Cabbage, or Dairy and lingering for an bafflingly long time.

The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.
Chris: Did you finish the game?
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!
by DanChill94 July 14, 2022
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