I did that marathon in a pair of swimming shorts with a mesh lining! They were rubbing my todger for 26 miles! I had a red zeppelin when I got home!
by Nuphagus January 5, 2020
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1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021
Get the wandering zipper disease mug.Its the first album of the legendary band led Zeppelin and arguably the best it is unnamed so are the next 3 albums this album was the rise to fame it is note worthy that this album is the most important and versatile out of all the others if you wanna hear Zeppelin this it
Me: what bands do you like
Him: Zeppelin
Me: what is your opinion on led Zeppelin 1
Him: I don't really like it
Me: get the fuck out of my house
Him: Zeppelin
Me: what is your opinion on led Zeppelin 1
Him: I don't really like it
Me: get the fuck out of my house
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Get the load zapper mug.George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper
by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023
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After freaking out Allison took a deep breath and contained herself. Someone asked "Are you doing okay Allison?" to which she emphatically replied "I'm as cool as a zipper!"
by dantemac253 May 26, 2011
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You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!
by #Fired December 17, 2019
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