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Wind Meal

When you're an illiterate fuck and try to say "wind mill" but instead it comes out as "wind meal"
"That looks like a wind meal" - Erin
by 123454675432 April 5, 2015
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Icy Wind

the act in which a female with an icecube stationed in her vagina quifs upon the face of her sexual partner.
Dude, yesterday was such a hot summer day, but luckly she used icy wind and lowered my temprature by one point.
by cockblocker 2.0 December 21, 2010
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The Wind

The unseen force …

All along …

Mediate state .. needed after an ..

Err … eventful week …

The wind in its almighty fury

Tearing .. literally tearing off parts of the fence …

Made tougher by the ivy holding it together..

The wind gets fiercer as I drift back into the world ..

Only feet from my little cave …

Would you like an axe I say in astonished disbelief

The manifested wind in a female form .. dog walker .. 6 times a day minimum … usually stops at the same spot … sly glances … usually promotes the shutter effect .. and she knows ..

The games we play …

It’s your fence cries back at the wind ..

Yes and your breaking it

It’s your fence

Oh yes like all the others .. all mine … all mysteriously breaking

It’s weird though … The wind .. it spent the entire last summer in only corner of a garden with a hole … strangely with the best angle and only angle to see all the way! Down my garden …

The wind …

A particularly evil form of energy …

Steeped in hate

Walks off with no answer to being caught totally surprised finishing the ongoing fence job …

I have no words left …

Oh actually I now have plenty …

Hymm I am you will be absolutely loving the new source material …

And I know like me…

You are sick of the fuckery that surrounds us

lol or maybe you were sick of me .. either way it’s the 3 headed serpent that refuses to die …

Bestie .. Queen of snakes ?
The Wind .. in the gallows

This is not a fairytale
by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023
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Drive Thru Windblow

A safer form of road head. The act of performing fellatio while waiting at a drive thru. The recipient should order, pay, receive the food and eat while simultaneously receive oral pleasure. It is customary to use the head of the performer as a resting place for taco and/or burger wrappers.
Bradley got a drive thru windblow at taco bell from Smashley. He used her head to dip his taco in fire sauce
by MindGrapes November 11, 2014
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waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back
"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"
by mrdew December 21, 2017
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Vaginal Wind Tunnel

When a woman's vagina is beyond loose. The vaginal wind tunnel tends to queef very often and a man gains no pleasure from being inside one.
"Yo bro, i heard that bitch was hella tight"

"Nah B"

"Hot dog down a hallway?"

"More like a Vaginal Wind Tunnel"
by StevePCwall January 31, 2009
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wind-up

to tease, usually with some malice
He said he's meet her at 7 o'clock, but after she'd been standing in the rain for an hour she realised it was a wind-up
by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003
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