wenchling

An adolescent wench. Often she will be wearing like horrible white patent pvc boots and a denim mini skirt from like New Look or sommat. Her hair will be like straightened to non-existence or pulled back so tight you can see the sunlight shining off her gelled up hair. She will have a low-cut top on often showing her training bra on from Primark or sommat. She will probably be between the ages of 11 - 16. Will have some sort of chav in a rusty old nova hanging around her trying to get her panties off.

Wenchling: Check out like bowling venues, because they are so young they cant get in like. Often called Kirsty, Gemz or sommat completely ghay like that. See *niblet* but add in a slut factor.

by LisaThe Babe Yeh! January 21, 2006

wench

A abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, icky, inadmissible, incommodious, inconvenient, inexpedient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, unwished for, or useless
woman.

With credit to thesaurus.com

"Because you are a wench, I will not hang out with you, Betty!"

by Noodles February 19, 2003

Wrench

adj. cool, awesome, Fucking sweet!

Hey did you see that double backflip over the river? It was so fucking wrench!

by Tophmcgoph August 1, 2013

sexy wench

A very sexy Hollie. A Hollie with perfect breasts or Holliebeam, an arch in her back that slides smoothly into a biteable arse attached to die for legs and a pussy to fall asleep with your tongue inside. A beautiful face with come to bed eyes, awesome lips and golden hair is a clue to what you will find when you unwrap her. A smunchkin. A Hollie that occupies all the daily thoughts of a Mark.

"I would take that Hollie, bend her over and teach her a lesson for being such a sexy wench." "Man, you could just fuck that sexy wench all over the place." "I got an erection looking at Hollie last night, what a sexy wench she is." " I wanna hogtie that sexy wench and do her some serious damage."

by Marky Sparky January 12, 2009

Wenching

When a Sailor goes out on Liberty, looking for a "One Night Stand."

"Hey, Shipmate, where ya going tonight?" "I'm going wenching. Wanna get some?"

by BeirutDude July 14, 2015

bollock wrench

to have your testicles removed by an incredibly annoyed woman. often results in a hasty visit to the A and E department of hospitals.

"*sigh* not another one."
" yeah, it seems loasda people have been bollock wrenched tonight Dr. stroganoff"
"ah well, get some ice..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

buxton wench

someone who dresses like a prostitute

do i look good in this dress
no you like a buxton wench

by sammie rose November 20, 2007